HELLO THERE FRIEND!

I am excited you have found yourself here, looking at this random webpage on Al Gore's internet. This year, I am bringing to Maine a Pennsylvania quest. At my home bar in Pittsburgh, The Alpine, each year the owners put up a big board of 50+ shots and then the regulars add their name down the side. By the end of the year, all of us alcoholics... I mean regulars, will have done all fifty shots. Successful completion gets us an invitation to the super rad New Year's Party and a branded hoodie. It's a lot of fun and many of us, who spend far too much time and money at the bar, will complete The Alpine Quest a second time, earning us a second hoodie (there's one dude who gets like seven hoodies every year). 

Perhaps it is homesickness. Perhaps it is my lack of a social life here in Maine. Perhaps I just wanted a reason to get my friends drunker than normal. WHO KNOWS. But for whatever reason I've created my own version here in Maine and I would love for you to participate. 

To be clear, and so there is absolutely NO CONFUSION, this is just something I am doing with a group of friends. This is not an activity of the lodge or the bar at the lodge. This isn't even Ranger Alli. This is just me, trying to get my friends drunk and ultimately, all wearing matching hoodies like we're in a gang. That's it. 

Yes, I invited people to participate that aren't in Maine. Check out the FAQs to learn how you can do these shots ANYWHERE!